So, this is a comic I made about this guy that you probably don't know, mostly because he is the coolest one on the internet and you probably don't know him because you are here.
Also, if it is too small for you to see you might be able to click on it to make-big. But also, you might not be able to. So, you could copy it and embiggen it on your PC. But don't steal it because I know how you internet people are. You like to steal things. And stealing makes little baby jesus cry. Not the scary jesus with the blood and the hair and everything. The cute one in the bassonette. Oh yea, and have you ever heard of lemmings? You're the reason they jump off cliffs.
Anyways, I might make more; I might not.

P.S. I'm not sure if that was the right way to use a semi-colon but they are totally my favourite punctuation.

P.P.S. Why the hell do I keep saying embiggon? Oh well, it doesn't matter, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

Beers and Steers,
Katie

Science in Practice! (Sort of)

So, I was told that this is the longest survey in the history of surveys. But, I seriously doubt that statement. Mostly because, has anyone ever hypothesized, gathered all the empirical data, weighed the information against that of others and come out with a serious, without-a-doubt answer? But then I thought, to find this out, wouldn't you have to do a survey of several people to find out what was the longest they have taken? And then maybe, in doing that your survey has taken WAY more time than this dumb survey that you started out with EVER would. And yours actually has science. Then it got me to thinking, do they mean the longest survey I have ever taken? If so, have you been spying on me?

Besides that, its really just a bunch of questions that I am going to answer. (Actually most of them aren't actually questions, just statements meant to invoke questions, kind of like those Rorschach blot tests [but not that guy from the Watchmen, only sort of]).

1.) Single or Taken: I am taken. Actually, there was this one time I tookened a bunch of vitamin C pills to make sure I wouldn't get a cold. But, you know what? I got one. And then I thought, maybe the vitamin people have this thing going on where they put cold inside their pills so you think you need more pills and keep buying them and getting sick until your spiraling down into this ecenacia/flu induced stupor where you think you are on a pirate ship because you have a fish-tank in your bedroom and you keep hearing the neighbours yelling at their dog "Frasier." But then, I looked at the pills and they had these weird spots on them. I didn't check the expiry date but I'm pretty sure that means they are poison.

2.) Happy about that? About taking expired Vitamin C? Sure, it taught me a lesson to never try to heath-en yourself.

3.) Siblings: I have a brother. Once, he put a big yellow bean bag on my head and I thought I was suffocating. But then, when I stopped screaming I realized my whole family was passing me around like a child on their christening (with a bag on their head) laughing hysterically because I could really actually breath even though I thought I was dying and they kept on going and going until I was crying instead of screaming and I ran away to become an acclaimed actress who channeled my experiences with the bean bag to win several academy awards. Or something like that.

4.) Eye color: Green. But there was this one time this guy was trying to hit on me (I think). And he was like "Oh your eyes are so dark" and I was like "Dude, my eyes are green....light...green." And he felt all stupid 'cause I said it in front of the whole room and also because he kind of looked like Eminem who was totally obsolete by that time.

I actually think that might be all I'm going to get into for right now. I know you are probably really disappointed because I told you it was the longest survey EVER and I only got through four questions but I mean, come on, one cannot be expected to finish such a LONG survey in one sitting. SERIOUSLY.

Beers and Steers,
Katie