Important Food.

Hey there lamp post, what'cha knowin'? I've come to watch your power flowin'.

Howdy!
I have been thinking. For a long time. I would have to say about 56 days now, about the importance of diet.
There has been a lot of talk in various media outlets about this very topic SO I thought, because I only speak of very important, pertinent information relevant to our changing environment that I would take a stab at giving my own advice on what a proper diet should contain.
Now, this is no easy task. Where does one begin? Well, I will tell you. My belly. Well, maybe more my refrigerator. But, they are basically the same thing if you don't mention the whole "below ambient temperature" thing.
Actually, while we are on the subject, why does the word "refrigerator" have a "re" on it? Does that mean that everything that is supposed to go in it should be frigerated first? Prior to placing them inside? I will have to consult Wikipedia, or perhaps Jerry Seinfeld. He seems to know what the "deal" is with a lot of things. Is it possible to contact him without a publicist?
Any-hoo. So, I thought that in order to convey to you what you should be eating, I have decided to post pictures of my favourite foods. They are all part of a healthy diet and should definitely be incorporated into your diet.*

1.) Heart of Palm, Bulgar's Thigh, Palmito, Chonta or Swamp Cabbage
This gem can often be found in what is known as the "millionaire's salad." It is literally the middle of a tree. I like these for a number of reasons such as : a.) you obviously have to be a millionaire to eat them. b.) It kills trees in my hungry wake (trees are freeloaders on the food chain ie: Venus Fly Trap[even though they are technically just plants, trees are plants which means that all plants are trees]). and c.) I feel really powerful when eating them because I AM EATING AN EFFING TREE!
Oh, and they are delicious.

2.)Newman's Own: Balsamic Vinaigrette

Paul Newman. 'Nuff said.
Well, maybe I will just add : look at that effing costume.

3.) No Name Cola

Now, let me go on the record as saying that I really like any type of cola. I find it to be the most enjoyable drink.
BUT there is something about this particular brand that I can't get enough of. I think it's because it reminds me a communism.
Though I do not condone communism per se, it is always fun to pretend.
Moving on.

4.) Peanut Butter and Olive Sandwiches


These sandwiches combine two wonderful things: olives and my mind, with one gross thing: peanut butter. I think because the good things are SO good they over power the disgusting-ness of the vile nut-butter to form the most glorious sandwich you will ever eat. It is the sandwich of kings!

This is all I can do. This stupid site won't let me upload any more photos.


-Steers and Beers
K-Bleet

*maybe.